Volunteering!

I did my very first volunteer work this Monday. Gileeeeeeeee seronok. Tp penat. It was about breast cancer awareness and I taught these little children how to make cupcakes and they were going to sell em and the money is going to charity. Mcm2 bnde lwk terjadi. Contohnya:

1) Bbdk lelaki akan tukar pinggan mangkuk dorg yg x bersih and melekit2 and unhygienic 2 dgn perempuan pnye yang da berkilau. Bila bdk perempuan mrh, dorg mati2, spi nk putus urat tengkuk kata 2 dorg pnye.

2) Mereka akan mncemarkan cupcakes2 tu dgn air liur dorg. Kata nk meratakan permukaan. Oi! Ko ingat aku  tak nampak ke, ko jilat2 jari ko tu! Lantak kome la, cikgu2 omputih korg gak yg makan nanti.

3) Dorg "in awe" ble nmpk aku yg pakai tudung nie. International school la katakan.. Dgakan perbualan ini:

#bbdk dtg dan mmndg aku dgn pnuh berahi minat

Aainaa Doof: Yes?????
Bbdk: We're just looking, cause it looks like you're doing sth.

#bhnti isi butter dlm mangkuk, dan pndg mke dorg dgn pnuh minat gak

Aainaa Doof: Yes, yes I am. And...???
Bbdk: Are you a muslim??

#Aku dah agak dah!!!

Aainaa Doof: HECK YEAH!!! Yes, why??? (dgn nada yg teragak2)
Bbdk: I know coz u're wearing a scarf! (with a smug on his face) I'm a muslim too!!

#oooooooohhh, yeke?? kome nmpk cm bkn melayu or arab. Lantaklah.. aku pon kmbali melayan bdk 2.

Bbdk: (sblh dye ada omputih, smbil tunjuk kt omputih 2) But he's not a muslim.
Aainaa Doof: Oh really? Here! Have some cupcakes!! ENJOY! (and let's hopefully end this awkward conversation)

Haha, muka budak 2 lbh kurang mcm nie la.

Whatev, the point is, support breast cancer awareness!!!

P.S. Oh, catch the villian in his own trap, thats not ironic, it cliche, its just plain lazy on your part!