Before reading this post, be sure to read the previous one first.

THREE things I'll never write in my blog:

1. I will NEVER diss, insult, tunjuk keaiban psl org lain
2. I will NEVER use vile words
3. I will NEVER show too personal stuff about yours truly

I am about to violate number one and MAYBE number two.

Pelik kenapa aku tulis cmni??? Aku nk ckp psl org yg langgar kucing aku. Apa aku akan ckp, or buat bila kalau aku jmpe sape dye.

1.                                                                       
2.                                                                       
3.                                                                       
4.                                                                       
5.                                                                       

Sebenarnya list kat atas mmg exist. Tapi aku rasa, biarlah perkataan2 benci dan boleh dianggap tidak sopan 2 berada dlm fikiran aku. Plus, I don't think you guys can handle it. Lagipun, kalau org yg langgar kucing aku 2, dijumpai mati, kena tikam ngn gunting rusty, blogpost nie boleh dijadikan bukti.

P.S.

Aku tak ada kucing tapi...

Aku tak ada kucing sbb aku duduk flat, tapi aku n family aku selalu bg makanan kt kucing2 yg duduk kt bwh flat nie.. Kalau beli grocery, mknn kucing mesti ada dlm cart aku.

There's this one cat that we called cebeng cause her mouth protrudes forward.. 5  years ago, if we go anywhere near here, she will run away.. Tapi tu dulu, sekarang, dye asyik nk bersandar je dgn org. Antara byk2 kucing2 liar yg kteorg bg mkn, dye la yg plg lama. Kucing2 yg kteorg jmpe sjk pndh dulu, sekarang dah xde.. Cebeng je tinggal and a few new cats.

Hari jumaat hari tu, like any other days, kalau nmpk ayah aku pnye kereta, dye akan kejar spi ayah aku da parking. Only that it's not like any other days. Ada kereta kt belakang kereta ayah aku.. Waktu cebeng tgh kejar ayah aku, dye kene langgar dgn kereta 2. Ayah and mak aku nmpk smua 2 berlaku. Ayah aku kata cebeng dgn perlahan2, bawa diri dia ketepi. Lepas 2, ayah aku terus keluar kereta dan urut2 cebeng sebelum dia mati. Ayah aku kata, cebeng mati ngn aman, dia xde gerak2 mcm sakit waktu dye mati. She just closed her eyes. My mom called me to go downstairs sbb nk tanam dye. Waktu aku turun 2, aku langsung x nangis. Tapi bila aku tengok cebeng dah terkulai kt tepi ....

Aku nmpk air keluar dri cebeng. Xde drh langsung except for the ones in her mouth. My dad says, 2 pndrhn dlmn. Lepas 2, aku teringat, cebeng tgh mengandung. Ya ALLAH! Aku x tahu mcm mana ngn ank dlm kndungannya, mati kelemasan barangkali.

Waktu kteorg tanam dye, wktu 2, dah lps maghrib. Kami blk rumah, sembahyang, ps2, aku tnye ayah aku, nmpk x siapa yg langgar. Ayah aku kata, dia x nmpk org yg bwk, tp dye nmpk yg van langgar cebeng. Mak aku pula kata, dye nmpk org yg langgar 2, tp x kenal siapa. Bkn org yg duk flat 2. Bdk melayu.

Aku harap cebeng sekarang at peace, tp org kata, hanya binatang tertentu je pergi syurga. But, I can't help my wishful thinkings. You will be remembered cebeng. Love you.

I want to be a kid again

Have you ever woke up in the morning and look out the window (if your bed is next to the window, it is) and see kids laughing, shouting and smiling altogether for no reason at all and you wish you could do just that??? I do! But of course I can't, I'm effin 19! Whatever. The thing is, I think I can. Tapi org laen akan tgk cm kte nie org gle la..

Haha, tp bkn org gila cm yg ats nie la.. Aku tak tahu la, bpe lme org yang kat atas ni da tak mandi. And I don't want to know. Back to the point, I think you can laugh, smile and shout for no reason, only if you don't care what other people think of. Pernah aku ttbe gelak and senyum and jerit, nasib baik dlm keta, tp parents aku tgk aku cm aku org yg dlm gmbar ats nie la.. Teringat waktu kwn aku, greenmonster aka fathiah cte psl org gila kat kampung dye, Taiping. Orang gila 2, berlagak cm dye pnjaga lalu lintas, pastu org yg tak tahu 2, ikut jela jln yg dia bagi 2.. Aku tak tahu penghabisan cerita 2, mcm mana, ada korban jalan raya ke tak

Haih, nmpknya aku telah terpesong lagi.. Mari kita smbung cerita yg sebenar. Recap: Aku nk jadi budak2 lagi! Kan best. There's a quote I heard from a friend, saying "as we grow up, we find less and less things to laugh at". I couldn't agree more. After aku masuk university, truth be told, I was pretty uptight. Dah msuk U, aku jd lagi miserable. The whole sem one I spent on being emo. However, everytime I went home, my adik (the one who i think will NEVER grow up) shows me that, u can laugh at anything, u just have to find them. Bila da masuk sem 2, aku fikir, aku xleh ah emo lagi dah. So, I just let my guard down, change my thinking that there are people who were like my school friends and by friends I mean people who are 19 but acts like 10. Then, I met these 3 people. They were okay. I'm glad to have met them.

Kejap! Aku rasa, dah terpesong gak nih.. *sigh* I give up. Conclusion: I want to be a kid again!

Ats nie, adek sedara aku. Wooo~ tjmnye mata mmndg.. Terkezut den.

P.S. I, personnally cannot see the educational value of jumping and ducking.

Volunteering!

I did my very first volunteer work this Monday. Gileeeeeeeee seronok. Tp penat. It was about breast cancer awareness and I taught these little children how to make cupcakes and they were going to sell em and the money is going to charity. Mcm2 bnde lwk terjadi. Contohnya:

1) Bbdk lelaki akan tukar pinggan mangkuk dorg yg x bersih and melekit2 and unhygienic 2 dgn perempuan pnye yang da berkilau. Bila bdk perempuan mrh, dorg mati2, spi nk putus urat tengkuk kata 2 dorg pnye.

2) Mereka akan mncemarkan cupcakes2 tu dgn air liur dorg. Kata nk meratakan permukaan. Oi! Ko ingat aku  tak nampak ke, ko jilat2 jari ko tu! Lantak kome la, cikgu2 omputih korg gak yg makan nanti.

3) Dorg "in awe" ble nmpk aku yg pakai tudung nie. International school la katakan.. Dgakan perbualan ini:

#bbdk dtg dan mmndg aku dgn pnuh berahi minat

Aainaa Doof: Yes?????
Bbdk: We're just looking, cause it looks like you're doing sth.

#bhnti isi butter dlm mangkuk, dan pndg mke dorg dgn pnuh minat gak

Aainaa Doof: Yes, yes I am. And...???
Bbdk: Are you a muslim??

#Aku dah agak dah!!!

Aainaa Doof: HECK YEAH!!! Yes, why??? (dgn nada yg teragak2)
Bbdk: I know coz u're wearing a scarf! (with a smug on his face) I'm a muslim too!!

#oooooooohhh, yeke?? kome nmpk cm bkn melayu or arab. Lantaklah.. aku pon kmbali melayan bdk 2.

Bbdk: (sblh dye ada omputih, smbil tunjuk kt omputih 2) But he's not a muslim.
Aainaa Doof: Oh really? Here! Have some cupcakes!! ENJOY! (and let's hopefully end this awkward conversation)

Haha, muka budak 2 lbh kurang mcm nie la.

Whatev, the point is, support breast cancer awareness!!!

P.S. Oh, catch the villian in his own trap, thats not ironic, it cliche, its just plain lazy on your part!

Saya Aainaa Doofenshmirtz

Assalammualaikum! The name's Aainaa Doofenshmirtz. Bukan sbb aku khwin dengan Heinz Doofenshmirtz, tp sbb kwn aku kata aku jln mcm Doofenshmirtz, thus the name. Haih, kenapalah kawan aku tak kata aku jln cam Gissele Bunchen.. Tp nasib baik pon, sbb kalo dye kata aku jalan cm Bunchen, nti nama aku jd Aainaa Bunchen. Cm buncit la pulak. And I am not buncit. At least I don't think so.  Sesape yg x kenal Doofenshmirtz, nie, gambat dye:

Hensem tak? Sape yg kata hnsem 2, korg btol2 ada mslh. Tp, nie gmbar trhensem dye yg aku pilih. Btw, mmndgkan nama Doofenshmirtz panjang sgt, aku akan singkatkan mnjadi Doof..

P.S. What an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!